2013 Free Agency - With Tremblay!

Tremblay works the phones.

It's Free Agency day in the NHL! Traditionally, Free Agency Day is the day that the Toronto Maple Leafs try to buy the future, only to see their signings peter out two years later; the day that Glen Sather overpays for the mediocre player available at the position his team most needs; the day that elder statesmen players sign with the Detroit Red Wings to try to win one last Stanley Cup before they retire. I'm blogging with Tremblay, veteran hockey-watcher and Habs fan extraordinaire. So let's get right down to the details - we might skip minor trades, but we'll hit the big ones, promise.

Update 3:38 PM AST
Stephen Weiss signs in Motown. (5 years, $24.9m)

Tremblay: "This is a much-needed depth signing for the Red Wings. It comes down to whether or not he can remain healthy. The cash numbers don't change much from Florida, and it matches his production - but he needs to stay healthy in order to make it a worthwhile deal."

Me: Detroit gets stronger at centre, giving them the ability to move guys around as they see fit - and the fact that they have a glut of quality centremen is nice insurance if Weiss does go down. This also lets them put Zetterberg and Datsyuk together on a line (with Alfredsson?) and still have a bona-fide #2 centre. The cap hit is very reasonable, and Detroit can afford to pay if he goes to IR.

Update 3:29 PM AST
Poile also signs Matt Cullen. (2 years, $7m)

Tremblay: "Another piece in place that makes Nashville harder to play against. They'll be back in contention next year in a big way. If both Forsberg and Jones make the team next year it won't be fair."

Me: Nashville needed a second-line centre and they've addressed that need. He'll fit with Stalberg and I expect to see them click for good points on both sides. They're both 40 point guys and should combine to pitch in 15, 20 goals each.

Update 3:19 PM AST
Nashville snags Viktor Stalberg from the cash-strapped Hawks. (4 years, $12m)

Tremblay: "Nashville will be good regardless next year. They've made good trades and drafts (traded for Filip Forsberg, drafted Seth Jones). They're a team of decent players that work hard, and Stalberg fits that mold. It's not a super-long term and not a high number. I don't think he'll be spectacular, but I think he'll meet the deal.

Me: I think it's a good signing. You pay $3 million for a 40 point guy. Stalberg is a decent second line guy who can chip in 15 or so goals. It makes the Clarkson deal look even worse, if you ask me.

Update 3:08 PM AST
Dave Nonis resigns Bozak, picks up Clarkson. (Bozak: 5 years, $21m; Clarkson: 7 years, $36.75m)

Tremblay: "I love the Bozak deal. You stick to your guns and get a good deal - $4.2m/year over 5 years. It works for the Leafs and gives Bozak a chance to upgrade in 5 years. Clarkson? Too much. This might be a big mistake by the Leafs. Even at Bozak's money, it would be too much."

Me: It's a clear case of Toronto overpaying for a consensus big name on the market. I think it's a bullshit deal. He has one 30 goal year and he's never been more than a half-point a game guy. He won't score 30 goals again, and he won't get more than 40, 45 points a year. Unlike Nathan Horton, Clarkson has only 5 playoff goals in 44 games. He's not a proven playoff guy. This will weigh them down and restrict their cap options going forward. It's not as bad as Clowe - but it's the second worst so far. Bozak, by the way? Good deal, and I think he's in his best possible situation.

Update 3:02 PM AST
Rob Scuderi goes back to Pittsburgh. (4 years, $13.5m)

TSN still hasn't posted this as an official contract signing, but we know it's going ahead, so here's some commentary.

Tremblay: "The dynamic duo of Rob Scuderi and Brook Orpik are back! This is the defensive move that Shero needed to make. If they want Fleury to bounce back or Vokoun to play well they need to have D that plays well and this takes care of that. The price is very good as well."

Me: Scuderi is a guy that simply wins wherever he goes. He picked up the Kings and was the shutdown guy for them and took a role on as mentor for Drew Doughty. Now he gets to reunite with Orpik and fix the major problem the Penguins had in the off-season: the Bruins beat them up and scored whatsoever goals they wanted to score. Big pickup for the Penguins.

Tremblay: "This is as good as the Ference deal. A good number and a good fit."

Me: Yeah, this fits pretty good.

Tremblay: "It's wise use of your money and good negotiating. You want a longer term? You give up a little in yearly money. Shero gets it right."

Update 2:41 PM AST
Bryan Murray replaces Alfy with...Clarke MacArthur? (2 years, $6.5m)

Tremblay: "I think it'll be a great fit - the tough, gritty sort of guy that will fit well with a great coach's system. It's not a huge investment and even if he flops it's only 2 years. But I think it helps the team."

Me: I think he'll do well playing with Spezza - not Alfy good, but well enough to justify the money they're spending on him. A smart pickup.

Update 2:35 PM AST
Ryane Clowe signse withe thee Devilse. (5 years, 24.25m)

Tremblay: "Lou Lamorello rolls the dice. It won't replace Clarkson and it may blow up in Lou's face. This could be a huge albatross around his neck. $4.85m/year isn't huge, but it's more than Clowe could have gotten."

Me: No dice. What the hell is Lamorello thinking? Clowe isn't a 60, 65 point guy anymore. He was only that guy once, playing on a loaded Sharks team. His last season was terrible. I don't think that Clowe recovers and is ever worth the kind of money Lamorello is shelling out. This could be their compliance buyout for the 2014 off-season.

Tremblay: "Could be, but this is a cash-strapped team making a dangerous gamble. It's the wrong deal. There's going to be crazy deals today, but this could easily be one of the worst - depending on what happens with Clarkson."

Me: That depends on whether or not Clarkson lands in Toronto.

Update 2:24 PM AST
Nathan Horton goes to the Blue Jackets with a full-length deal. (7 years, $37.1m)

Tremblay: "I really liked the cap hit - $5.3m. The seven year commitment is a little too long for his injury history. I think he'll bring a lot of grit and a lot of leadership and experience to the Jackets. Now that they've acquired the depth of the New York Rangers I think they're ready to compete in the playoffs.

Me: I think the way the contract is structured ($30 million during the first 5 years) is designed for Horton's likelyhood to become injured. It's basically designed to give him five solid years with a cheap buyout option for the last two years in case he starts to be significantly less productive. My biggest concern for this signing is that Columbus still doesn't have a centre for Gaborik and Horton. There's options there through free agency - and with Ryan Johanssen in the system - but they're still waiting. Same song they played for 10 years of Rick Nash.

Tremblay: "I still think this leaves them better setup for playoff hockey - they have organizational depth now."

Me: They still need to score enough goals to make the playoffs. Horton is a playoff guy, but his regular seasons can be washes.

Tremblay: "That's why they resigned Bobrovsky."

Update 2:14 PM AST
PM Bouchard heads to Long Island for one year. (1 year, $2m)

Tremblay: "Garth Snow has a thing for reclamation projects - Brad Boyes and Matt Moulson come to mind. Bouchard might bounce back and be the guy he was supposed to be, and if not, it's barely cost the Islanders anything."

Me: Low-risk pickup for a team that always needs to work to hit the cap floor. Hopefully it works out for Bouchard and for the Isles.

Update 2:10 PM AST
Mike Ribeiro goes to the desert. (4 years, $22m)

Tremblay: "If he can keep his numbers up this could be a pivotal signing for Phoenix. He gets what he wanted in term length and contract, and he goes to a situation where there is now an owner. This could work out."

Me: Ribeiro has proven that he is a flaky player. I don't think that Riberio works out in Phoenix - he just doesn't have the talent there that he is used to playing with in Washington. I think if they obtain him a quality winger then this could be a discount - if they fail to do so, or if Doan continues to age, this is a bust.

Update 2:06 PM AST
Mike Komisarek signs out of buyout in Carolina. (1 year, $700k)

Tremblay: "HAH!"

Me: Nobody deserves to be banished to the Marlies. Good luck to him in Carolina, but this might be his last year in the NHL.

Original Posting

Evgeni Nabokov resigns with the NY Islanders. (1 year, $3.25m)

Tremblay: "What else were they going to do? Not like Tim Thomas would have actually played for them. They needed a goalie and he got them a playoff berth this year - a one year contract makes sense."

Me: This staves off Garth Snow's new (post-DiPietro buyout) problem for only one year - who's going to be the starter in Brooklyn when Tavares hits his prime? Without a deep goaltender market this year, a one year contract should help them maintain this level of success - but 37 year old goalies aren't a plan for the future.

Andrew Ference signs in Edmonton. (4 years, $13m)

Tremblay: "Perfect fit - perfect price, perfect team, probably the best signing today."

Me: Ference will be a big part of the future of the Edmonton Oilers. The Oilers lose Ryan Whitney to free agency (and who can blame them on that one) and instead bring in a guy who can mentor both Justin Schultz and Darnell Nurse. Ference has won a Stanley Cup, and played in two more Cup finals, and as a result he brings winning experience to a team that desperately needs it.

Daniel Alfredsson leaves the Senators and signs in Detroit. (1 year, $5.5m)

Tremblay: "Phew. Alfy goes to a cup contender where he doesn't have to be "the guy", similar to Jarome Iginla. It's shocking, but this is the modern NHL. Pretty much, I'm lost for words - it's hard to voice the words "Daniel Alfredsson won't play for the Ottawa Senators". Detroit is a team built on veterans that compete like rookies. He'll be playing top line or second line minutes for an excellent coach. It's a great fit with the Swedish Connection.

Me: Alfredsson's desire to leave Ottawa doesn't shock me as much as it did others - some, yeah, but not as much. The Senators haven't been able to give Alfredsson a Cup-challenging team in a few years, and they won't be there again during his career. Alfredsson was maligned for losing production this season, but he was playing on a team where his centre was hurt most of the year - a problem that likely will not happen in Detroit.

Ray Emery takes his new Cup ring to Philadelphia. (1 year, $1.65m)

Tremblay: "This isn't the right move for the Flyers." (Me: When do they ever make the right goaltending move?) "They had a bonifide started with Bryzgalov, and now they're moving to a goaltender who went 17-1 in Chicago but who has had major surgery. It's a huge gamble - it could pay off, but a gamble nonetheless."

Me: Mason better find his Calder Trophy-winning form, because I don't think Emery can handle the pressure of Philadelphia as the starter. I hope I'm wrong, because Razor deserves to win and to be the #1 guy after the shit he's gone through. But I believe I am right.

Iginla to Pittsburgh

I seriously wasn't going to post more than one hockey story a night, but then I saw this tweet from TSN's Bob McKenzie:

Now hearing Jarome Iginla has been traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins. Done deal.
— Bob McKenzie (@TSNBobMcKenzie) March 28, 2013

Yikes.

Iginla is an aging winger who still has lots of potential, with 525 goals to his resume, along with two Rocket Richards, an Art Ross, a Person, a Messier Leadership Award, and a King Clancy - not to mention two Olympic Gold Medals, a World Championship and World Cup Gold, and a World Junior Gold. Most importantly, Iginla will reunite with his centre from Vancouver 2010, a guy who also happens to be the greatest player in the world - Sidney Crosby. And assuming he doesn't get his chemistry back, Iginla has a chance to get going with Evgeni Malkin, who's no slouch himself.

Good luck, Jarome Iginla, on your quest to win a Stanley Cup. You surely take the goodwill of the city of Calgary with you, much as Ray Bourque did 13 years ago when he was traded to Colorado. Also - I'm thoroughly glad you didn't get traded to Boston!

Consolidated High: school closures

Nova Scotia is a cash-strapped province, and the varying schoolboards across the province are looking at shutting down small schools wherever possible to save on costs. The Chronicle-Herald had two such stories today. The South Shore Regional School Board and the Chignecto-Central Regional School Board are looking at closing and consolidating over a dozen schools between them.

The story for school closures and consolidations is always the same: the school boards will say that they are strapped for cash (and they are) but the small towns or villages that are losing their schools will be afraid that they're losing control over their children's  education. The same has applied in the past when various school boards were amalgamated. Parents want to have local control over their kids' schooling.

To a certain extent, I can't blame them for this. People want to know their children's teachers, the people who watch them on the playground. They don't want to feel like their child is going to see a stranger for six or seven hours a day, or that they'll be far from the safe reach of their parents. But at a certain point you have to consider the ability of the public school system to give a quality education for the tax dollars available. Schools in every small town costs money - a lot more than bussing costs, even with today's fuel prices.

Each dollar you don't spend on another principle goes to hiring additional teachers. Each supervisor's salary you don't spend goes towards books and computers. Each building repair you don't have to do means more sports or arts time for your kids. Yeah, losing local control is nice, and in a fantasy world, we'd have the money to keep kids local. But it's no longer feasible to do so in rural Nova Scotia, and we shouldn't pretend.

Halifax Mooseheads: Round 1 is done

The Halifax Mooseheads have taken the first step towards proving they're the best team in Canadian Major Junior Hockey by defeating the Saint John Sea Dogs 4-0 in their best of seven series. During this series the Mooseheads outscored the Sea Dogs 34-4. I had the privilege of seeing the Mooseheads play live a week ago and I've come to the conclusion that they are simply a stunning team. Four of their players are blue chip NHL prospects - three of them are undrafted. In a league that turns over its entire player base every four years, having three of the top NHL prospects is huge.

When Christianity is just an excuse for bigotry

A friend of mine just lost his apartment because he wasn't Christian. Read that again. Not in the Deep South, not in India, not in Egypt. In Canada. In 2013.

This level of bullshit has me personally angry - I'm writing furiously, and I might get some of the minor details incorrect. Of course, the names have been changed to protect my friend's privacy (which you will see is a big deal in a moment).

Important legal preface: In Nova Scotia, according to the Residential Tenancies Act, a verbal agreement to allow someone to rent is equivalent to having a signed piece of paper. Unless either a tenant or a landlord have issued a notice to quit, leases are automatically assumed to be re-signed. The notice to quit is four months for the landlord or three months for the tenant. When rental properties are sold, the new purchaser is required by law to honour the original lease.

My friend Morris was kicked out of his second apartment in two months. The first apartment was a clusterfuck. The old women who he was renting from decided to move to Halifax and told him to leave without appropriate notice. They then abandoned the upstairs, locked him out of his washer room, and left a letter on his car asking him to be out within a month so they could sell the property. Their justification was that Morris hadn't signed a new lease last September, even though that's actually irrelevant. In the end, what happened was illegal, and Morris could have stayed in with a fight, but after looking at his options decided to move in with his friends Gerald and Amanda, who had a spare room. This seemed to be his best, and indeed, cheaper, option.

Morris got settled in with Gerald and Amanda about a month ago, who had cleared his arrival with their landlords. Their third roommate, Luke, was never home as he essentially lives with his girlfriend, giving them all more living space than expected. Morris pretty much thought things were going great. He had a few of the usual roommate gripes about things like dishes not getting done or common spaces not getting cleaned, but over all it seemed pretty good, until things started getting weird about a week ago.

The four of them had, originally, planned to retain the location for their next year in university. However, about a week ago, Morris came over to my place pretty upset, as Gerald and Amanda had resigned their lease without Morris and Luke on it - essentially writing them out of their apartment for May 1st. Luke, at least, should have been given his notice to quit two months ago, and it came as quite the surprise. When they asked Gerald and Amanda about it, they replied that Gerald's mother and father had told them to sign the lease without their friends on it. Understandably, Luke and Morris were upset - they had to figure out a place to live for May - but they set about their task diligently.

Then, last night, Morris got a text from Luke. "You better get over to the apartment. Shit is going down." A few texts later, Morris realized that Gerald's mother and father were over - and wanted him kicked out that night. He decided to go see what was up and took me along, since I know the Residential Tenancy Act inside and out, having helped a few friends through landlord-related predicaments before. So we hopped in his car, as he was at my place, and rolled down to see what was up.

Sure enough, when we got there, Gerald's dad was outside, going inside. I noticed the brand-new lock when I entered the basement apartment. It was a narrow, cramped place, and I can't say it looked like anything other than a shithole. Walking down, we found an older man - I'd guess in his 60s - and a woman in her 40s. And that woman, Gerald's mom (who's name I do not know) had the biggest, most arrogant smirk on her face. Fuck, I was already getting angry, but I had no idea what was up.

As I stepped beside Morris, I looked into one of the other rooms. Gerald and Amanda were there. Amanda was laying on the bed, Gerald sitting on the edge, and I've never seen someone look so defeated and...browbeaten in my entire life. Hoodie with hood up, hat on and pulled down to his glasses, refusing to look up and make eye contact. Man, I immediately felt bad for that guy.

"Well, Morris, I think you should move out," said Gerald's mom. "We've had a look around, and the place isn't in a good condition." Impossible that it ever could be, I thought. "And quite frankly, we don't like the things you've brought into the apartment. It's just not working out, and you should just go."

It was smug. Smug was the word that had immediately entered my mind. Morris, of course, got pretty upset. He had been upset going in, but the reality was worse, infinitely so. "What do you mean, you don't like the things I've brought into the apartment?" he asked. An understandable question.

"Well, we took a look in your room, and the things you have in there! My goodness. You know that's not acceptable. We're not that kind of person, and you should just go. Tonight."

Immediately, Morris went from upset to fucking livid. "You mean you went into my room? Without my permission?"

"Yes."

"You violated my privacy?" he asked, enraged.

She smiled that little smug smile. "We don't like the things you have in there. It doesn't matter if we went into the room, because those sorts of things aren't welcome here. We're Christians - we're not that sort of people." Of course I had no idea what Morris had set up in his room. We're fantasy gamers, so I thought that a Dungeons & Dragons book might have caught the unwelcome attention of Gerald's parents - but the argument continued, and it became pretty evident that my friend had some sort of non-Christian religious altar set up in his bedroom. Of course, to me, that's no big deal. But not here.

"In the end, you should just go," she repeated. "We talked to Luke earlier. He said you can stay with him and his girlfriend."

I finally interrupted. "Morris has a legal right to stay here," I said. "He's got a verbal agreement with the landlord, and they need to provide him with a legal notice to quit to evict him through the tenancy board."

She asked if I was a lawyer. I affirmed I am not, simply a regular advocate in tenancy board cases. She laughed at me, and I just shrugged. "Look, Morris, you better go, or we'll call the RCMP," she then said.

"Go ahead," I replied. "Morris has a legal right to be here. The RCMP don't handle tenancy cases, either. The Sheriffs (of the Nova Scotia Courts) do."

"What, you think they're not buddy-buddy with the RCMP that I clean for, that I work for sometimes?"

"I don't think it matters, they all have jobs to do." That was the end of the conversation about Morris being evicted. The conversation continued, sometimes looping around. Occasionally the woman would loudly declare that "I pay the bills here, so I get a say."

After one such point, I asked her, politely, "Is your name on the lease?"

"No."

"Is Gerald's?"

"Yes."

"Shouldn't we be hearing this from him, that he wants Morris to leave?" It was pretty evident that while Morris could win a legal fight, he was better off leaving. Nobody wants to live in this sort of situation.

Thirty seconds of silence followed. Eventually Gerald looked at the floor and muttered, "I think you better leave, Morris."

We talked about the duration, and Morris agreed to remove his altar that night. The conversation continued several times, always, "Well, it's nothing personal. It's just that we're Christian." Near the end, I finally lost my patience.

"If we're being honest, what you're doing is pretty damn horrible. You're being bigoted. Nobody should care what my friend does in his private space."

"Well, we do," the woman explained. The man, Gerald's father, hadn't said much, but finally piped in.

"We just don't have any truck with that sort of thing. It's not that we don't like you, we just don't have any truck with it," he said.

"I still don't see why it matters," I asked. "Didn't Jesus teach to love thy neighbour and turn the other cheek? He's not hurting your kids in any way."

"Well," the woman interrupted. "We're not that Christian-y."

We left shortly thereafter. It was hard to control my rage. We met up with Luke and his girlfriend who are, of course, putting Morris up in the meantime. Luke had told Gerald and his parents that Morris couldn't crash there - so she lied to Morris's face about what Luke had said. It didn't surprise me. You'll know they're Christians by their love, as Ed Brayton often says. Morris explained that he had arranged a small altar to the concept of death that he had used to grieve during the loss of his grandfather - and Luke said that Gerald's parents had not only entered his room but taken pictures of his arrangement to send to their religious relations.

Morris and I returned to my place for our regularly scheduled Pathfinder RPG game, but we had agreed that he needs to re-evaluate his friendship with Gerald. Twice, his mother conveniently has showed up to screw Morris out of a place to live, and twice Gerald has refused to stand up to his parents. In the end, though, what really got me going was the comment, "We're not that Christian-y." They saw something they didn't understand and used their religion to persecute.

Fuck them. Fuck them with a sideways broken broomhandle.

Remembrance Day, 2012

Yet again I am struck with the quiet hypocrisy going on around Remembrance Day. I had to watch a grandstand being erected, local politicians standing atop it and giving cliché speeches about Canada's war veterans. I wonder how many of them believe the old lines; have they heard them so many times over the years as to believe them, or have they long since decided that we, civilians, can't truly understand their sacrifices and trials? I wonder if they can see how we try to see their lives, and if so, do they forgive us our weaknesses?

An open letter to Mitt Romney

Dear Governor Romney,

As a foreign observer who, like many outside of your country, followed this year’s presidential election with great trepidation, let me offer my condolences to you. I regret that you weren’t born 20 years earlier or 20 years later, because you came to power in a Republican party that wasn’t prepared to govern in any serious way. The result, as you saw on Tuesday, was that your country rejected your platform - and yourself, atop it. But don’t despair, for I do not necessarily think this has everything to do with you, Governor. It has to do with the politics of losing.

Sometimes, bloggers deserve recognition, and therefore I am pleased to award this Very Serious Award to Lousy Canuck!

Atheism+, an admission, and my thoughts on cynical attacks on the former

Yesterday, Jen McCreight of Blag Hag wrote an amazing post entitled How I Unwittingly Infiltrated the Boy's Club & Why It's Time for a New Wave of Atheism, and it's pretty freaking brilliant. Like a lot of important pieces of writing, I saw myself a bit in what Jen had written:

What's the price of a mile?

Thousands of feet march to the beat, it's an army on the march
Long way from home, paying the price with young men's life
Thousands of feet march to the beat, it's an army in despair
Knee deep in mud, stuck in a trench with no way out
-The Price of a Mile, Sabaton

What's the price of a mile?

On June 18th, 1815, the price of a Belgian mile was 48,000 men.

In July 1863, the price of a Pennsylvanian mile was 35,087 men.

On July 1, 1916, the price of a French mile was 65,470 men.

In 1941, the price of a Soviet mile was 5,622 men.

On June 6th, 1944, the price of a mile at Omaha Beach was 4,200 men.

In March and April 2003, the price of an Iraqi mile was 151 people.

It's always far too much.

Romney/Ryan 2012

Mitt Romney has selected Representative Paul Ryan of Wisconsin as his running mate. This surprised me somewhat, as I was almost sure Romney would pick former Governor Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota, or perhaps Senator Rob Portman of Ohio. Ryan is perhaps most famous for the Ryan Budget, which recommended replacing Medicare with a voucher program that would do significantly less than the current Medicare program.

Harry Reid's Brilliance, Part 2

Accurate representation of Reid's charisma

I actually really like Harry Reid, the current Senate Majority Leader (D-NV). Although he has the charisma of the plank of wood upon which my keyboard sits, Senator Reid is an extremely skilled politician. Just check out the way he's been attacking Mitt Romney about not releasing his tax returns. Reid has claimed that a Bain Capital investor informed the Senator that "he didn't pay any taxes for 10 years". Reid later informed the Las Vegas Review-Journal that he has "had a number of people tell me that [Romney paid no taxes for 10 years]."

Aurora and gun control

I've written about gun control before, in regards to the Second Amendment to the US Constitution, and that can be found here. What is important to remember is that while I support the Second Amendment's incorporation to the several States, I do not necessarily approve of the free-roaming nature of no gun control at all, and I think that is a direct contributor to gun culture in the USA. It comes down to a difference between a respect for constitutional law and a desire to see things changed for the better.

A white road into the green

I was driving to Port Hawkesbury today, and there is a stretch of road where the pavement has faded, and looks almost white, a straight line for about a mile into rolling green countryside. As I entered this stretch, I let my eyes drift out of focus for a second, and I pondered. I pondered a white road into the green.

Could you imagine what that represents? Two thousand years ago, white-topped roads stretched across the Roman Empire. A young man from settled Gaul or Hispania might see, upon leaving his deployment, a white road into rolling, green, otherwise untouched hills. What does that mean? Power. Civilization. Strength.

I could imagine walking that road, a soldier in sandals with mail and a spear, moving along the sole line of civilization in all directions. Being a trader, entering the Empire, knowing that road will take me to a city, a place of coin and corruption. Being a raider, using the road as a line to the heart of my hated enemy. And I pondered that it was not just Rome that benefited from these roads.

Roman roads gave the empires of Charlemagne and Napoleon a place to march. Major highways are still built along them. They have controlled for two thousand years the fates of empires and civilizations and strength. Roads are what make our society, today, possible, the idea of rapid communication and movement of goods. Without roads, we are small hamlets, afraid and alone. With roads, we're a short drive away from our family and friends - or even a long drive, which would once have been two years' dangerous journey and is now a few days' safe drive.

And I wondered, as those roads of Rome still move peoples that are so far removed from the Eagles that paraded the smooth-topped streets in the Pax Romana, who will move on our roads in two thousand years? And I was struck by the fact that our untamed wilderness is little and spare, and we are lucky when we can drive into the rolling green.

The Bible is inherently anti-knowledge and anti-women

Eccentric Jennifer posts a wonderful series of thoughts on the implication of Eve's role in the Bible. I concur with her, naturally, but I would like to expand upon one point. Specifically, her final sentence:

And, if this myth is true? Well, I’d like to thank Eve on behalf of all humanity, she gave us the greatest gift ever, she gave us Knowledge.

She sure did. What does it say about Christianity, the Abrahamic God, and those who follow the Bible literally that Eve's reward for bringing enlightenment to humanity was to be cast out of paradise and tainted forever with Original Sin? Humanity is not supposed to be curious; we are supposed to obey God.

This is dangerous and foolish; this is to suggest that those who push the cause of human knowledge are nothing but sinners. We all know that the Abrahamic faiths rail against knowledge, but when you think about it, it is incredible that it is part of the entire core creation myth! That the very first statement God makes in the Bible (other than "and it was good"), is that, "Hey humans. Cavort around here in Paradise. But don't think. Thinking's dangerous, dontcha know. What did I just say! GTFO! Blame the bitches for this one, dudes, amiright?"

Yeah, God is a bro. Somehow, the image of God with a popped collar is making me laugh.

The point is simple: misogyny and ignorance are the Bible's two core values, as told in the Adam and Eve creation myth. We need to shed ourselves of these dangerous faiths and move past them.

I got to play Magic: The Gathering with @jteberhard!

I got to play Magic: The Gathering with JT Eberhard the other day! We used the Cockatrice program, and it was pretty cool. Jen has always said he's a great guy, and it was really neat to sit there and toss cards out with an icon of the modern atheist movement. We did an Avacyn Restored draft and played a couple games of Legacy format.

Here's the deck I use:

Land:
20x Plains

Artifacts:
3x Throne of Empires
3x Crown of Empires
3x Scepter of Empires

Enchantments:
1x Cathars' Crusade

Instants:
4x Disenchant
2x Enlightened Tutor

Creatures:
4x Ballyrush Banneret
4x Daru Warchief
3x Field Marshal
3x Veteran Swordsmith
2x Captain of the Watch
1x Gerrard Capashen
1x Darien, King of Kjeldor
1x Longbow Archer
2x Goldnight Commander
3x Veteran Armorer

The deck revolves around using the Empires set to general a plethora of 1/1 Soldier tokens that turn out to be 3/6 Soldier tokens with first strike and vigilance. The addition of Cathars' Crusade has made the deck very potent very quickly with the addition of counters - I may be adding a second at some point. I keep a few other enchantments in my sidedeck, just in case, as well as a couple spare creatures. I intend to get a playset of Longbow Archers soon, to replace the Veteran Armorers. This gives me the ability to defend against flying creatures, which are featured in several opposing decks here.

Anyway, if anyone ever wants to play on Cockatrice, let me know!

Going to Boston!

I am released on the world!

On June 24th, I'll be flying to Boston, Massachusetts so I can fulfil a life dream: I'll be seeing Iron fucking Maiden live. My passport came in yesterday, and it finally feels...real...that I will be going. My ticket comes from a friend of mine, Paul, better known as SinisterMinister X from the forums at www.maidenfans.com. Paul is flying to Boston from Denver, and he's also flying in my good pal Stefan (Perun) from Germany. Some other mates will be joining us, and we'll be staying at the apartment of our forum friend Natalie (Natalie).

So for four days, I'll get to meet guys and girls who I've been friends with for almost 10 years online, hang out with them, explore Boston with them, and then see the band who I have adored for my entire adult life.

Thanks Paul. You're a great friend, and this is going to be an amazing, wonderful, surely exhausting yet memorable trip.

Up the Irons!

Are the producers of Hockey Night in Canada trying to get shut down?

Recently, Hockey Night in Canada's Ron MacLean compared the heroics of hockey players to the heroics of the various first responders in 9/11. There's absolutely nothing right about this comparison, and a lot of people have critiqued MacLean as being smug, too smart, and trying to be clever. He was, in my opinion, being an idiot.

The coolest video game ever

Seriously, this is incredible.

Artemis is designed for anyone who watched Star Trek and dreamed of what it would be like to sit on the bridge of a star ship...everyone tends to snap into their role and share the information coming to them from their station while interacting with the crew and captain. The Helm station flies the Artemis. The Weapons station controls your offensive powers. Engineering moves power and handles repairs. Science can scan enemy ships and share intel. Communications allows you to interact with both enemy and friendly ships. Each station has information that must be shared with the rest of the crew to keep the ship healthy and flying.

The game costs $40 and you need 6 computers if you intend to play with all 6 stations (and why the hell wouldn't you?). Requirements are really low so you can bust out your old rigs to make the game work if needed. You also need a decent sized tv or a projector to serve as the view screen. Yes, you get a view screen.

The Penny Arcade article goes into this game in great depth, but what's really cool is that you can design your own missions and download custom mission packs. Upon realizing this game existed, I had a little geek-out session, waving my arms around with a big smile on my face. My friends very quickly called positions - science, helm, tactical, engineering, communications.

Which means I will get to be captain. This game is going to take a little setup time, but I have no doubt in my mind this will be $40 damn well spent.

Qray benefits? More like Qray bullshit.

$149.95 for this useless piece of scrap!

So I was watching the Canada-Finland game from the World Hockey Championship, and during one of the commercials there was an advertisement for the QRay bracelet. For the uninitiated, this is a piece of metal you wear around your wrist that just makes things magically better. I know this is bullshit, and you know this is bullshit, but I was surprised to see how they justify their bullshit.